Ever hear that question: Want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what’s going on?

Men I swear to God.

So Dom came back from the attorneys office and now he can’t make up his mind if he’s walking on cloud nine cause Brian still loves him or if he should just go curl up into a ball on his bed and be miserable cause they can’t be together.

It’s a bitch I get that. I mean because he’s not a Mexican citizen Mexico won’t let him in since the US won’t voluntarily let him out. So why not just make him a Mexican citizen you ask? Well simple you can’t apply for citizenship unless you’re already over here. So what is my point? If people can marry other people to become US citizens why can’t Dom marry Brian so Brian can become a Mexican citizen?

Vince just kinda looked at me. Now I love my honey but he’s an ass. Brian is in the US how’s he gonna marry Dom without Dom heading back to the US? That’s what Vince wants to know.

Well I used to love ‘Happy Days’ when I was little. Oh I know your not making the connection right? Well here it is: Richie was in the military towards the end of the show, stationed somewhere crazy like Antarctica or something so he had to get married by proxy, you know he said I do over the phone. Marriage really is just a piece of paper that both people sign and have notarized by someone licensed to “marry” them. I mean come on it basic logic right?

Well apparently its only woman logic cause I can’t breath Dom’s hugging me so hard. Vince the party pooper just has to mention that TV isn’t reality now matter how logical I seem to find it.

Did I mention he’s sleeping on the couch now? No? Well he is.

Just like that Dom’s depressed again. So I smack Dom in the back of that bald head of his and tell him to call a lawyer and ask. Jeez I have to do everything!