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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or anything else for that matter so please don’t sue.
Authors notes & Warnings: Alternative Universe, Mpreg. Un-Beta’d.


Brian's POV

“There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die” Dom sang.

“Od ady swaowed a fy” Jade yelled back, clapping her hands.

Ok I have *never* hear this song before in my life…

“There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.” Dom sang, giving Jade the required tickle.

The songs a bit ridiculous but Jade loves it, especially when Dom tickles her when he sings the part about the spider.

“Swaowed a spider that wigged and ticked insider her” comes Jades scream as she bounces in Dom’s lap.

“There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! To swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.” Dom’s voice floated across the room, never forgetting Jade’s tickles.

“A Bird! A Bird” Jade laughs and claps.

It’s a sound that just three days ago I thought I’d never hear again. It’s crazy how fast everything in your life can change. It wasn’t even nine months ago that me and Jade were on our own in L.A., things were good, not great but we were getting by. Then just like that everything changes… finding out that Dom never got my letters, that he wanted us, loved us, getting married and pregnant, sneaking out of the country. Then when everything should be great we have the scare about the babies… then Letty takes Jade… I know Letty’s in jail; she can’t hurt us but still… I think it’s gonna be along time before I can let go of the fear that there’s something around the next corner just waiting to tear apart my family.



There was an old lady

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! To swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die

[Continue verses.]
Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog.
Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat.
Cow . . . I don't know how she swallowed that cow.

There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse.
She DIED of course!


Chapter Thirteen